Pensacola: World's Whitest Beach

It all started when I found this postcard at the local Wal-Mart:


Could it be true? Whitest beach ever?

I'll let you judge for yourselves.

Figure 1: Water tower doubling as beach sign. Painted in classic "beach ball" motif.


Figure 2: Pronounced sunburn.


Figure 3: Pronounced sunburn paired with alcoholic beverage:


Figure 4: Bud Light.


Figure 5: Beach goers participating in sun, surf, and beverage simultaneously.

Note that the gentleman in the center has the same beverage holder I used in my All American Coca-Cola experiment.

Figure 6: Shell collecting with an unprecedented amount of gear.


Figure 7: The outfit.


Figure 8: More Bud Light.


Figure 9: Pronounced sunburn paired with Bud Light.


Figure 10: Pronounced sunburn concealed by t-shirt to mitigate the hazards of snorkeling seven feet off shore.


Figure 11: Parasailing.


Figure 12: Metal detecting. In water. Near cute girls. With a chest strap.


Figure 13: Straight men play-drowing friends as a way to meet girls.


Figure 14: Bud Light. In bottles, one with a beer cozy. While swimming. With sporty, reflective eyewear.


I rest my case.